Thursday, May 23, 2013
However that never distracts me from the mysteries of life.
First is the Irish Swiss Cheese. Yesterday I went to make lunch and saw my Swiss cheese said Irish Swiss cheese. So after several questions like does my cheese have booze in it which if it did would only entice me to eat more and things like when the hell did the Swiss and the Irish say hey lets make cheese together I called my local deli. They had no clue and thought I was punking them. After some friends and myself investigated this on the Internet it seems it is just Swiss cheese made in Ireland.
What the fuck is that calling it Irish that tells you nothing about it. It is not like the whole damn place is one rolling meadow. I get calling a cheese by its region so the fancy pants cheese people can tell what it should taste like but it is a whole country wtf. So any way lets move past the cheese shall we.
This last week I have been getting banished from my yard by robin parents who are scared to death for their little young. Then I had to do a bunny rescue and now the bunny is half assed following me around. When exactly did I turn into Cinderella with woodland fucking creatures hanging out with me. If they keep this shit up I am demanding a dress.
Well I won't be back for about a week or so but wanted to come say I love you all and hope you have a good week. Oh and if you like the painting above it is available here. https://www.etsy.com/listing/152002182/flower-field?ref=shop_home_active
Tuesday, May 21, 2013
It has been a really long but fun week. First did some gardening this was the top of a carrot cut off and replanted. i don't think I will get carrots but I do get a little green plant for my kitties.
Finished this up and got it listed. https://www.etsy.com/listing/151822659/cherry-blossom-tree-on-a-windy-day?ref=shop_home_active I love the post impressionist style and think this is my version of that. Then last night we got hit by big storms. We lost our power for about 10hrs of heat and humidity. This was a photo of the cat starting at the wall candle. I don't know why it is glowing like the fucking sun it was not doing that in real life. Hope you all had a great week off to scoop some instant coffee straight into my mouth
Tuesday, May 7, 2013
So it has been a really good few weeks pretty busy and lots of fun. Finally we have some decent temps have planting to do and killed my first spider of the spring so you know shits happening. Well the penis painting above was inspired by a little story. My friend suggested repeatedly oh you must read 50 shades of grey. No I had heard tale it was annoying but I said OK I will give the synopsis a go. Sure enough it made me want to vomit so I felt tired. Feeling tired I painted that penis which is inspired by that story. Here is a link if you would like to own that old grey penis. https://www.etsy.com/listing/150534870/50-shades-of-grey-penis-painting-mature?ref=shop_home_active
So on to happier things as of late I have been painting super happy girly girls. This is one of them. Really more than anything I think I just want her dress. So I thought I would share her here.
Then here is my weekly dose of self humility. I have worked for 5 years cultivating a online presence for my art. This fucking cat of mine got more views than any art post I ever did on FB. That of course sent me into huge laughter at how funny and kind of awesome it was. I hope it makes you laugh too.
Have a good week people.