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Thursday, August 29, 2013

Things I have learned this week

 First I put up a couple of photos to show you what I am working on right now.  The painting above already has a new home but I learned this week people love trees made of hair. 
This lower painting is part of a larger work in progress.  It has been a week full of little lessons so I thought I would share them here.
1. A meditation stone makes a fine weapon.
2.  I will never have a beverage with a straw the cats do not try to attack.
3.  That my level of bullshit acceptance goes down with every day of age.
4.  less sugar in bread.
5.  Someone in Japan looked at my dick.  Granted my art dick in my art shop but still it makes me laugh.
6.  You can write anything and if you make it a list people find comfort in it.

Tuesday, August 20, 2013

Monsters, going meat free and general crap

Well yesterday was really nice.  Then last night I had some trouble sleeping and got up.  I was sitting on the couch petting the cat when I saw the monster you see above on my wall well just the shapes in the texture.  Then I added the color and stayed up the rest of the night because I really had to make him. 
This morning the husband asked me if I would be up for going meat free so as soon as we run through the meat in the house it is off of eating meat we go.
In other weird news twice in the last to weeks I have been asked to do public speaking type things.  What the hell I do not know but I think the universe is trying to tell me something. 
ps.  If you like the beast above you can own him here.

Monday, August 19, 2013

Recharging over the weekend and making quilts with kitties.

 First I made a to do list.  Then she rolled around on it and attacked my pin.  Then I said fuck the list it is my weekend and I am relaxing.  Then there was some petting and cuddles.  That is the point me and kitty started relaxing. 
 Then I arranged some of my favorite linens on the door for a change.  The one on the far left is actually three doilies sewn together and I love it.  The one in the center is one I doctored with sharpies and rubbing alcohol.  Then the last one I have no idea where I got it but it is so pretty I put it out.  We always keep that door open and it is nice to have something different to look at.
That brings us to my quilting I pretty much just quilt for me and this is part of my childish quilt.  I made about 10 quilt blocks of these two fabrics and cannot wait to start putting it all together.  So that was my weekend along with cheese sticks, sleeping and soaking up the sun. 

Sunday, August 11, 2013

Listening to Kansas and making a scarf

 Weekends around here are mostly spent dicking around as of late.  I take time off to annoy people with indirect cat nerd jokes.  Then I make some stuff such as the necklace below.
 I also get collages made up for free when Walgreen's has specials.  Yes it is a very glamorous life indeed.  Actually it has been really nice.  Hope your weekend was too.

Saturday, August 3, 2013

Good Saturday and Vagina Dentata and some clouds

 This is already a good day because it is the weekend which means I get to do whatever the hell I want for two days.  The photo above is me playing with some new little plush ornaments I put in the shop.  I love the silhouette of the kitty so I thought I would share it here.  I think this is the day I am going to start on my first big knitting project for me my own super long left over yarn scarf.  Wish me luck and of course I will share the project as I go here. 
 This is my vagina dentata.  It is a work based on my outrage and the warn currently going on to take away women's rights.  This is not the original work it is the print version.  I am making for myself but I may offer prints as well. 
Then I leave you with this it is a photo of clouds.  I have a constant girl boner for clouds and felt these were some pretty ones.  So you have a good weekend too.
ps.  The original vagina dentata is available in my shop.

Thursday, August 1, 2013

Vladimir Putin and my Unicorn Butt Plug

So this has been a good week in general life has been good and no one died.  Well then this morning I find my Unicorn butt plug listed in a list of sex toys to give Putin as a way to enrage him for being such a huge dick to gay people not just in his own country but any who may visit from others.  It is my view we all should have equal proper rights to be with and marry or sleep with or cut out ginger bread cookies with whomever the hell we choose without having to hear one damn word about it.  So while I am sure there are many lovely Russian people out there and I would welcome a chance to visit with you Vlad you can go fuck yourself.  So any how here is a link to that story if you would like to see.
The image above is of my other butt plug I still have available.  Please read carefully if you want it this is a artistic interpretation meant to touch on the humor found in the variety of butt plugs out there not meant to be used.  So enjoy your day I am enjoying mine. 
ps.  Both the above butt plug and doll house sized sex cabinet are available in my shop.